[分享]笑一笑就不会老之－－－便秘篇
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">便秘的原因<SPAN lang=EN-US>....</SPAN></SPAN></U><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一個建築工因嚴重便秘去看醫生。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">醫生檢查之後說：「這很容易，你趴到床上去！」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">然後醫生拿出一支棒球棒，使盡吃奶力氣狠狠對</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">建築工屁股一棒。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">再抓起建築工，扔進廁所！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">建築工哀嚎半天，漸漸聲音小了，發出快樂的笑聲。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">心滿意足的建築工走出廁所，向醫生道謝。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">醫生開了處方籤，讓建築工去領藥。結果，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">他領了一大包衛生紙。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">女藥劑師親切的告訴他：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> . <BR>.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">「醫師要我吩咐你，以後上完廁所要用衛生紙擦，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">別再用水泥袋了歐</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> ^^~~</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> 哈哈！
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