浪里金身 发表于 2006-12-9 18:34

有关冬泳的楹联一副

<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<FONT size=4> 曾几何时,甚至目前还有不少不了解冬泳的人称冬泳者是嘲巴,是疯子,是癫汉,是邪头。最近我们日照的两位泳友在大海上创作</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT size=4>出一副楹联作为对嘲笑冬泳者的回答:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>嘲非嘲非嘲嘲</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>醉非醉非醉醉</FONT></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>傻非<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>傻</FONT></SPAN>非<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>傻<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>傻</FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>醉非醉非醉醉</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">——————-作者 <FONT size=5>崔鼎祥 汪道欣</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT size=6>(注:嘲系日照当地方言,是傻或痴的意思,称傻子为嘲巴)</FONT></SPAN></P><BR><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT size=6>释文:被某些人看作傻的人其实不傻;那些嘲笑冬泳人傻的人才是真正的傻子。</FONT></SPAN></P><BR><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 在酒场上自称喝醉了的人其实还没有醉,那些自称没醉的人却是真正的醉了。</FONT></SPAN></P><BR><P><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT size=6><FONT face=宋体>此外还可以引申到其他社会现象和社会生活中去,那就请读者展开想象的翅膀自由发挥吧!</FONT><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></FONT></P></SPAN><BR><BR>[此帖子已被 浪里金身 在 2006-12-9 20:39:36 编辑过]<br><br>[此帖子已被 浪里金身 在 2006-12-20 8:59:46 编辑过]

浪里金身 发表于 2006-12-13 21:03

<P>嘲也,非嘲。非嘲则嘲。<BR>醉乎,非醉。非醉已醉。</P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>傻也!非<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>傻,</FONT></SPAN>非<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>傻则<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>傻。</FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>醉矣!非醉,非醉已醉。</FONT></SPAN><BR></P><br><br>[此帖子已被 浪里金身 在 2006-12-20 9:04:46 编辑过]

北极熊 发表于 2006-12-9 19:48

好<br>

浪里金身 发表于 2006-12-18 18:48

[转帖] 秀才改对联 <br><br>秀才改对联 <br><br>  从前,有个进士老爷,专横跋扈,不可一世。有年春节,他为了炫耀,在自己的大门上贴了这么一副对联: <br><br>  父进士、子进士,父子皆进士; <br>  婆夫人,媳夫人,婆媳均夫人。 <br><br>  正巧,镇上有个穷秀才,路过进士的家门,看见了这副对联。他先是露出鄙视的神态,接着,又露出一丝得意的笑容。到晚上,他见四下无人,就悄悄地在对联上加改了一些笔画。 <br><br>  第二天一大早,进士的门前围满了大堆看热闹的人,他们有说有笑,议论纷纷,大家都称赞:“改得好!改得好!” <br><br>  门外的吵嚷声惊动了进士老爷,他连忙打开大门,一看,立即昏倒在门前的台阶上了。 <br><br>  原来,进士门前的对联,已被秀才改成了这样: <br><br>  父进土,子进土,父子皆进土; <br>  婆失夫,媳失夫,婆媳均失夫。<br> <br> <br>

海风 发表于 2006-12-15 16:34

太对了,哈哈

浪里金身 发表于 2006-12-15 22:23

河北山海关姜女庙楹联: <br><br>  海水朝朝朝朝朝朝朝落;<br><br>  浮云长长长长长长长消。 <br><br>  这副联语上联连用七个“朝”字,下联连用七个“长”字,如果不懂读法,很难理解联意。其实,这里运用了通假法,就是利用汉字一字多音的特点构成联句。如果熟谙汉字一字多音多义的特征,则深觉此联妙趣无穷。对该联的读法,方舟认为共有十种,有的则认为更多,但大家熟悉的是以下两种: <br><br>  海水潮,朝朝潮,朝潮朝落;<br><br>  浮云涨,长长涨,长涨长消。 <br><br>  海水潮,朝潮朝潮,朝朝落;<br><br>  浮云涨,长涨长涨,长长消。 <br><br>  如此一读,其景自现,它将天与云的变化规律高度概括,使水与云的景观跃然纸上:碧冥沧海,日日潮起潮落;皓穹长空,常常云涌云消。再将孟姜女望夫哭长城的故事加以联想,岂不令人感慨万千。与此联用字、格式相同的楹联在我国很多,像福州罗星塔联、江西赣南梅江畔古庙联、浙江温州江心寺联、四川长宁朝云庙联等,足见此联影响之大之广。 <br>

金龙鱼 发表于 2006-12-16 09:25

我这有一副对联:<br>好冬泳时不好冬泳,<br>好冬泳时不好冬泳。<br>它充分的利用了“好”字的多音。

海风 发表于 2006-12-15 11:47

余与予于淤渔鱼遇雨余与予御雨于宇雨御余驭予而去.

浪里金身 发表于 2006-12-15 14:40

好联好联!<br><br>我和你在一片池塘里捕鱼,正巧遇到老天下雨,于是我就和你在一座庙宇中避雨。直到雨停之后,我才拉着你的手回返家中。<br><br>以上译文对吗?

浪里金身 发表于 2006-12-17 12:43

<P>原文由 金龙鱼 发表: 我这有一副对联:<BR>好冬泳时不好冬泳,<BR>好冬泳时不好冬泳。<BR>它充分的利用了“好”字的多音。 </P><P>请金龙鱼斑竹把此联解释一下好吗?</P><P>我的理解是:</P><P>&nbsp;虽然到了适宜冬泳的季节,可惜又不喜欢冬泳;</P><P>当喜欢冬泳时,已经到了冰雪严寒的季节,游起泳来非常困难、艰苦。</P><P>对吗?</P><P>&nbsp;</P>

寒江搏浪 发表于 2006-12-19 09:58

父进土,子进土,父子皆进土; <br>  婆失夫,媳失夫,婆媳均失夫。<br><br>

浪里金身 发表于 2006-12-20 08:59

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>傻非<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>傻</FONT></SPAN>非<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>傻<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>傻</FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT face=隶书 size=7>醉非醉非醉醉</FONT></SPAN>

兴安北极熊 发表于 2006-12-21 08:25

很有味道,很好

银海寻宝 发表于 2007-1-21 22:31

<br>傻非傻非傻傻<br>醉非醉非醉醉<br>
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