望雪娃 发表于 2008-10-7 08:14

幽默漫步：《抓住机会》

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 72pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.5; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">抓住机会</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 54pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.5; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一位修女搭乘神父的车去看游泳比赛，神父禁不住用手去摸修女雪白的大腿，修女说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">神父，记得圣经</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">129</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">条吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">？神父立马红着脸把手收回。没等看完比赛就急忙回家，到家后，神父迫不及待地找到圣经</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">129</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">条，上面写着：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">再深入一点，你将获得无限乐趣</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。此时神父大呼</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">上帝啊，业务不熟让我丢失了一次机会啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。仅以小幽默激励在各个岗位工作的人们，不熟业务，要吃亏啊。要精通业务，不要让机会从身边溜走，朋友记住了吗。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.38"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; LETTER-SPACING: 0.4pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>

快乐泳者 发表于 2008-10-7 08:17

哈哈哈......错过一次决好机会.

寒冰游 发表于 2008-10-7 09:19

<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200810791751110.gif"><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#ee1196 size=7>o(∩_∩)o...哈哈！</FONT><BR><BR>

冬水夏路 发表于 2008-10-7 08:18

<br>    要精通业务!

浪里白条100 发表于 2008-10-7 12:54

身边溜走如何把握.<br>

恐龙 发表于 2008-10-7 16:37

原文由 快乐泳者 发表: 哈哈哈......错过一次决好机会.

笑观湖 发表于 2008-10-7 10:00

<P><FONT face=隶书 color=#3300ff size=6>是呀不要让机会从身边溜走</FONT></P><P><FONT face=隶书 color=#3300ff size=6>机会对每个人都是平等的</FONT></P><P><FONT face=隶书 color=#3300ff size=6>看我们如何把握</FONT></P>
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