小舟 发表于 2007-6-11 17:15

[转贴]开怀一笑

<TABLE height="1%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR class=a4><TD vAlign=top width=160 height=250 rowSpan=4><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="90%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 width="95%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><B>明天蝶起来</B></FONT><BR></TD><TD vAlign=top align=right width=40><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/images/female.gif"> <IMG alt=射手座 src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/images/star/f.gif"></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width="90%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/images/face/71.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>120)this.width=120;if(this.height>120)this.height=120;"></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/images/level1.gif"><BR>等  级:新手上路<BR>经 验 值:75<BR>社区金币:36<BR>总发贴数:15<BR>注册时间:2006-11-16<BR>体 力 值:<IMG height=9 alt=100 src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/images/bar1.gif" width=50 border=0><BR>在线状态:<IMG alt=离线 src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/images/offline1.gif" border=0><BR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=bottom align=middle rowSpan=4><TABLE class=a2 height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=3><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><A href="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/Profile.asp?username=明天蝶起来"><IMG alt=查看明天蝶起来的个人资料 src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/images/Profile.gif" border=0></A> <A onclick="javascript:open(friend.asp?menu=post&amp;incept=明天蝶起来,,width=320,height=170)" href="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/ShowPost.asp?id=12251#"><IMG alt=发送短讯息给明天蝶起来 src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/images/pm.gif" border=0></A> <A href="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/friend.asp?menu=add&amp;username=明天蝶起来"><IMG alt=把明天蝶起来加入好友 src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/images/friend.gif" border=0></A> <A onclick="document.location=loading.htm" href="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/searchok.asp?search=author&amp;searchxm=username&amp;content=明天蝶起来" target=yuzi_frame><IMG alt=搜索明天蝶起来发表过的所有主题 src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/images/find.gif" border=0></A> <A href="mailto:hxf1102@sohu.com"><IMG alt=发送电邮给明天蝶起来 src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/images/email.gif" border=0></A> <A href="javascript:copyText(document.all.yu)"><IMG alt=复制这个帖子 src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/images/copy.gif" border=0></A> <A href="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/retopic.asp?id=12251&amp;retopicid=&amp;quote=1&amp;topic=开怀一笑"><IMG alt=引用回复这个帖子 src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/images/reply.gif" border=0></A> <A onclick="document.location=loading.htm" href="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/retopic.asp?id=12251&amp;topic=开怀一笑" target=yuzi_frame><IMG alt=回复这个帖子 src="http://www.china-ws.org/bbs/images/replynow.gif" border=0></A></TD><TD align=right>No.<FONT color=red><B>1</B></FONT>&nbsp;</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD style="WORD-BREAK: break-all" colSpan=2><HR width="100%" color=#86b9d6 SIZE=1><SPAN id=yu><BR><TABLE style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed; OVERFLOW: hidden" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="98%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class="msg lh22"><IMG height=15 src="http://images.sohu.com/ccc.gif" width=1 orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"><BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG>1.遇到乞讨者:遇到要钱的就给他(她)点饭,遇到要饭的就给他(她)点钱。</STRONG></FONT> <BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG></STRONG></FONT><BR><A href="http://club.chinaren.com/wrapper.html?msgid=88885066&amp;url=http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FRkRSRDr.jpg" target=_blank><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FRkRSRDr.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0 orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"></STRONG></FONT></A> <BR><BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG>2.上车遇到老弱病残、孕妇:让座的时候别动声色,也别大张旗鼓。站起来用身体挡住其他人留出空位子给需要的人,然后装作下车走远点。人太多实在走不远,人家向你表示谢意的时候微笑一下。</STRONG></FONT> <BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG></STRONG></FONT><BR><A href="http://club.chinaren.com/wrapper.html?msgid=88885066&amp;url=http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FgkRSRDr.jpg" target=_blank><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FgkRSRDr.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0 orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"></STRONG></FONT></A> <BR><BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG>3.遇到迷路的小孩和老头老太太,能送回家送回家,不能送回家的送上车、送到派出所也行,如果有电话的替老人或小孩打个电话就走,反正你也不缺那两个电话费。</STRONG></FONT> <BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG></STRONG></FONT><BR><A href="http://club.chinaren.com/wrapper.html?msgid=88885066&amp;url=http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FNkRSRDr.jpg" target=_blank><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FNkRSRDr.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0 orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"></STRONG></FONT></A> <BR><BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG>4.雨雪的时候、天冷的傍晚或者是雪天的傍晚,遇到卖菜的、卖水果的、卖报纸的剩的不多了又不能回家,能全买就全买,不能全买就买一份,反正吃什么也是吃,看什么也是看,买下来让人早点回家。</STRONG></FONT> <BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG></STRONG></FONT><BR><A href="http://club.chinaren.com/wrapper.html?msgid=88885066&amp;url=http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FDkRSRDr.jpg" target=_blank><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FDkRSRDr.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0 orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"></STRONG></FONT></A> <BR><BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG>5.遇到迷路的人打听某个地址,碰巧你又知道,就主动告诉一声。别不好意思,没有人笑话你。</STRONG></FONT> <BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG></STRONG></FONT><BR><A href="http://club.chinaren.com/wrapper.html?msgid=88885066&amp;url=http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FjkRSRDr.jpg" target=_blank><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FjkRSRDr.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0 orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"></STRONG></FONT></A> <BR><BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG>6.捡到钱包就找找失主,如果你实在缺钱就把现金留下。打电话告诉失主就说你在厕所里捡到的。把信用卡、身份证、驾驶执照还给人家,一般人家也不会在乎钱了。把人家的地址记在你的笔记本上,以后发达了去找人家道个谦,把钱还给人家。</STRONG></FONT> <BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG></STRONG></FONT><BR><A href="http://club.chinaren.com/wrapper.html?msgid=88885066&amp;url=http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FUkRSRDr.jpg" target=_blank><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FUkRSRDr.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0 orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"></STRONG></FONT></A> <BR><BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG>7.遇到学生出来打工的、勤工俭学的,特别是中学生、小姑娘。她卖什么你就买点,如果她不是家庭困难,出来打工也需要勇气的,鼓励鼓励她吧。</STRONG></FONT> <BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG></STRONG></FONT><BR><A href="http://club.chinaren.com/wrapper.html?msgid=88885066&amp;url=http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FkkRSRDr.jpg" target=_blank><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FkkRSRDr.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0 orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"></STRONG></FONT></A> <BR><BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG>8.遇到夜里摆地摊的,能买就多买一些,别还价,东西都不贵。家境哪怕好一点,谁会大冷天夜里摆地摊。</STRONG></FONT> <BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG></STRONG></FONT><BR><A href="http://club.chinaren.com/wrapper.html?msgid=88885066&amp;url=http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FSkRSRDr.jpg" target=_blank><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/FSkRSRDr.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0 orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"></STRONG></FONT></A> <BR><BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG>9.如果钱还宽裕,别养二奶,偷偷养几个贫困山区的学生。别让人家知道你是谁,要不然见面了多尴尬,多不好意思。但是你心里一定会觉得舒坦,比包二奶提心吊胆的要好得多。如果真想包也可以包一个,好事坏事一起做。人吗,本来就复杂。</STRONG></FONT> <BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG></STRONG></FONT><A href="http://club.chinaren.com/wrapper.html?msgid=88885066&amp;url=http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/lWkRSRDr.jpg" target=_blank><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="http://clubpic2.chinaren.com/uploadfile/200612/463/lWkRSRDr.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0 orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"></STRONG></FONT></A> <BR><BR><FONT color=#009900 size=3><STRONG>10.如果时间还宽裕,而且碰巧觉得我这个人还顺眼,那就顶一下我的贴子,总比去顶看了觉得上当的贴子舒服。时间宽裕不少就请把这几句话多转几个地方,毕竟好人多了咱们心里也舒坦。</STRONG></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

畅游大海 发表于 2007-6-11 17:29

<FONT color=#3333cc size=6>哈哈!好帖,顶!</FONT>

七星子 发表于 2007-6-11 17:49

<P>原文由 畅游大海 发表: <FONT color=#3333cc size=6>哈哈!好帖,顶!</FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#a0a0a0 size=7>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></P><P><FONT color=#a0a0a0 size=7>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一定是好人</FONT></P>

江湖散人 发表于 2007-6-11 19:30

<P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT color=#a0a0a0 size=7>&nbsp;</FONT><FONT color=#f70997 size=7>&nbsp;一定是好人,好人一生平安.</FONT></P>

滨江美人鱼 发表于 2007-6-11 20:28

原文由 畅游大海 发表: <FONT color=#3333cc size=6>哈哈!好帖,顶!</FONT>

松江海象 发表于 2007-6-12 08:45

<P><FONT face=幼圆 color=#a0a0a0 size=6></FONT>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT color=#a0a0a0 size=6>&nbsp;<FONT color=#e61a6b>好贴.好贴,挺有道理,碰见按标准去做。</FONT></FONT></P>

寒江搏浪 发表于 2007-6-12 09:42

原文由 江湖散人 发表: <br><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT color=#a0a0a0 size=7>&nbsp;</FONT><FONT color=#f70997 size=7>&nbsp;一定是好人,大家都学做好人.好人一生平安.</FONT></P>

钻江光头 发表于 2007-6-12 15:35

当代的雷锋精神.

水中亮剑 发表于 2007-6-12 17:58

原文由 松江海象 发表: <br><P><FONT face=幼圆 color=#a0a0a0 size=6></FONT>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT color=#a0a0a0 size=6>&nbsp;<FONT color=#e61a6b>好贴.好贴,挺有道理,碰见按标准去做。</FONT></FONT></P>

冠宇 发表于 2007-6-12 19:45

原文由 水中亮剑 发表: 原文由 松江海象 发表: <BR><P><FONT face=幼圆 color=#a0a0a0 size=6></FONT>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT color=#a0a0a0 size=6>&nbsp;<FONT color=#e61a6b>好贴.好贴,挺有道理,碰见按标准去做。</FONT></FONT></P>
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