[转贴]鼠年趣赏鼠联
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">2008</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">年为农历戊子年,生肖排列鼠,又称鼠年。在我国浩瀚的联海中,有不少嵌有“鼠”字的佳联妙对,鼠年赏鼠联,别有一番情趣。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 南宋著名词人李清照和丈夫赵明诚,一次应邀参加青州有名的乌老寿星的寿宴,席间,众人请他们夫妇俩合作一副寿联,祝贺乌老寿诞。李清照夫妇即兴撰就一联:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> “乌龟方姓乌,龟寿比日月,年高德亮;老鼠亦称老,鼠姑兆宝贵,国色天香。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 联中“鼠姑”为牡丹的别称。上下联立意精巧,幽默风趣,既祝福寿主长寿,又表达寿主品行高尚,而且巧嵌“乌老”二字,众人听后满堂喝彩。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 明代,一商人请一秀才为其撰一联,要求联语嵌入其经营的酒和醋,写进养的猪要肥,写出家中不闹鼠。符合要求,付银子十两。那秀才眉头一皱挥毫写下:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> “酿酒缸缸好,做醋坛坛酸;养猪头头大,老鼠只只死。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 此联可谓大吉大利,符合主人要求。可那商人却不认账,拒付约定的银子。秀才拂袖而去。是晚,秀才将贴出的此对联加了两个标点,改为:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> “酿酒缸缸好做醋,坛坛酸;养猪头头大老鼠,只只死。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 翌日,商人见到此联,气红了眼,但又无奈。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 清代浙江巡抚乌某,曾视察杭州敷文书院,正赶上一些学生在食堂里抢着吃饭。乌某戏笑说:“好一群老鼠!”而后有个学生撰写一联贴于讲堂,联曰:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> 鼠无大小皆称老;龟有雌雄总姓乌。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 上下联首尾分别倒嵌“老鼠”、“乌龟”,而“乌”字又是乌某的姓,颇有巧思奇趣。</SPAN> <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0938f7 size=5>鼠无大小皆称老;龟有雌雄总姓乌。 精确 !</FONT> 原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008123131645945.jpg"><BR><BR> <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#f70968 size=7>谢谢啦!</FONT> 原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008123131645945.jpg"><BR><BR> <BR><FONT color=#f73809 size=6>哈哈!!!</FONT><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008123131645945.jpg"><BR><FONT color=#f73809 size=6><STRONG>今年你是主角!你就闪亮登场吧~~~</STRONG><BR></FONT> <FONT color=#0938f7 size=5>鼠无大小皆称老;龟有雌雄总姓乌。 精确 !</FONT><BR> <P><FONT size=6><STRONG>鼠年老鼠要成精了!!!</STRONG></FONT></P><P><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200812317359337.gif"><BR><BR></P> 哈哈 <P><FONT face=隶书 color=#1111ee size=6>十二生俏五轮回,<BR>夕阳无限风光美;<BR></FONT><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#f394f3><FONT size=6><FONT face=隶书 color=#1111ee>众多泳友齐羡慕,<BR>泳友皆知他是谁!</FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#f394f3><FONT size=6><FONT face=隶书 color=#1111ee>~~~摘自晓月清风</FONT><BR></P></FONT></FONT> 原文由 诺基亚 发表: <br><P><FONT size=6><STRONG>鼠年老鼠要成精了!!!</STRONG></FONT></P><P><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200812317359337.gif"><FONT size=7>?<FONT face=黑体 color=#f70909>关门!放猫!!!</FONT></FONT><BR><BR></P> 哈哈哈--- <IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 50%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008123131645945.jpg" width=582 onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0> 原文由 飞雁 发表: <BR><FONT color=#f73809 size=6>哈哈!!!</FONT><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008123131645945.jpg"><BR><FONT color=#f73809 size=6><STRONG>今年你是主角!你就闪亮登场吧~~~</STRONG><BR></FONT> <P><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008123144452498.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></P><P><FONT size=6>绵阳的寒冬畅游和翻江鼠(都是大河之南的人哟)</FONT></P><BR> <P>引用<br><HR></P>原文由 <STRONG>诺基亚</STRONG> 发表:<br><P><FONT size=6><STRONG>鼠年老鼠要成精了!!!</STRONG></FONT></P><P><BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/200812317359337.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><HR><BR></P> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008123131645945.jpg"><BR><BR>
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